December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

December 25 by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 25

It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

I cant wait for December 25, i wanna see his penis!!

December 25 by heehee42069 October 19, 2019

December 25

Its fucking Christmas what else would it be?

Person 1: What does December 25 mean?
Person 2: Its fucking Christmas.

December 25 by Fucking Facts November 15, 2021

December 25

LEVI'S BIRTHDAY! Everyone forgets because of Christmas, but Levi Ackerman's birthday should always be celebrated. He is so amazing and cool.

person A: Do you know what day it is? It's December 25th which means it's Christmas!
ultimate cool person: WRONG! It's THE Levi Ackerman's Birthday!!!

December 25 by shennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 25, 2020

December 25

THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!

John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“

Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”

John: “OK BOOMER”

December 25 by Uh oh... sTinkY December 17, 2019

December 25

When Christ the lord was born. MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁❄️☃️

December 25 is the day where my father was born.

December 25 by 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧 December 23, 2019

December 25

National eat your own ass and dye your poop and cum in your dog without consent also blow up your gf alah style

You grab your dog after eating your poopy ass and bust a fat one in that shit then put a firework in your gfs ass then boom- December 25

December 25 by Cumeaterssss6969 April 22, 2021