Crippling Boner 

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

Crippling Boner by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Crippling-Oppression 

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

Crippling-Oppression by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Crippling depression 

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

Crippling depression by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

crippling depression 

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

crippling depression by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017

Crippling Crippling 

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.

I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)

Crippling Crippling by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019

crippling memeaholic 

The problem of having a crippling meme adiction and not being able to control it

He was a good kid, but then he became a crippling memeaholic

crippling memeaholic by Captainsmd October 9, 2018

crippling progression 

It's when you succeed so much that you lose the ability to walk and use all other motor functions.

Why is Kyle just laying on the floor, he's been there for like a week. He has crippling progression from all of his TikTok clout

crippling progression by Barry Mcawkinner February 1, 2020