catching the crazy turkey 

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

catching the crazy turkey by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.

Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."

Catching the crazy turkey by KingEm December 14, 2014

To catch the crazy turkey 

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

To catch the crazy turkey by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.

We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.

Catching the crazy turkey by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

catching the crazy turkey by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

catching the crazy turkey by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

Catching the crazy turkey by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014