why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A part of the series lost

Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Derpyp September 19, 2016

funniest person on the couch 

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

funniest person on the couch by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

sleep on the couch 

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

sleep on the couch by Tomahawk May 21, 2014

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

sitting on a couch by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

jump on the couch

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

jump on the couch by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005