I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers 

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

Choked sneakers by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

chowdah head 

boston, mass origin.
(n) dumb ass, idiot, n00b, etc.

that chowdah head that just cut me awf is a wicked bahd drivah!

chowdah head by autumn mcgarity March 9, 2005

man-chowder 

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

man-chowder by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

Chowder thong by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

Chewed Screwdriver 

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.

that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap

Chewed Screwdriver by topfloorboss1 January 19, 2022

Chowder Shit 

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.

Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!

Chowder Shit by Mozzillest November 3, 2010