chinese food 

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

chinese food by lalalayo July 3, 2009

Chinese Food 

Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!

See The "I need to walk slowly" shit

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

Chinese Food by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

Chinese food 

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

Chinese food by bushlight December 17, 2017

Chinese food 

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

Chinese food by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese Food 

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

Chinese Food by Lampshade.2 July 27, 2017

Chinese Food 

According to a Chinese man, it is a “delicious bat”

Ayo Phil what you eating?
Some Chinese Food, I love the wings!

Chinese Food by Yeetus529 April 7, 2020

Chinese food 

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

Chinese food by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016