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Chicken Dick Licker Music 

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!
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Buffalo Chicken Dick 

A play on "Buffalo Chicken Dip".

It's when you've run out of lube, and the only replacement substance available is Frank's Red Hot.

Dick Chicken 

A game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his penis and stares at the other player. The one whose penis moves first is declared the loser. And thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.
Hey guys who is up for a game of dick chicken?
Dick Chicken by Frank Mrugala November 28, 2010

Dick Chicken 

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
Dick Chicken by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016

Dick Chicken 

A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.
Dick Chicken by 69WeenieBoy69 January 25, 2017

Dick Chicken 

Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.
John lost when we played Dick Chicken, he had to suck my dick.

dick chicken 

A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.

Play when drunk!
Who wants to play dick chicken!
dick chicken by Ricerocket55 December 11, 2015