carlisle cullen
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Carlisle Cullen
Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest
Carlisle Cullen by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021
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carlisle story
A carlisle story (loosely based on English professional footballer who plays as a central defender for Championship side Burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. There is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that nobody really needs to know about. However, there is no climax (see also: carlisle's sexual abilities), and no end. When you are listening to a "carlisle" speak, and at the point you think to yourself, "Wait is that it"? That is the end of the story
Example carlisle story: I had to go to the mall so I grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my... Interesting story about the 45 cents. The machine cheated me out of it. Anyways, so I'm there at the mall, and I had a fruit cup.
carlisle story by reddit_1 November 22, 2011
carlisle sunset
When a slightly larger Northern lass (usually an Adultwork Booking) slowly teases you her way onto you for a marathon facesitting session.
My mate scatty booked this bird off adultworks and she gave him a proper Carlisle Sunset. He almost suffocated!
carlisle sunset by Roadman Scat October 3, 2017
Carlisle Excuses
Carlisle Excuses by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021
Carlisle Sleepover
A Carlisle Sleepover is most commonly held by males in their teens and early twenties, where usually just the one mate is invited to stay overnight at the bedroom of another mate. The two usually start off smoking weed, drinking cheap cider, listening to hip-hop & happy hardcore and talking shite. As the night goes on their homoerotic urges set in and one finds an excuse to take his shirt off, being 'hot' is a good example. As the sexual tension goes underway the two end up sat on the bed, bollock naked with a couple of humming erections. Both glaring with a passion at their mate's throbbing hard-on, yet are too nervous and shy to make the first move.
I have just realised why Gaz and Darren are so awkward round each other lately, Gaz stayed over at Darren's the other night. I bet it was a Carlisle Sleepover!
Carlisle Sleepover by fern croft September 3, 2012
Carlisle Cullen
The Olympic Coven's ( also known as the Cullen Coven) " adopted father/sire" he got all the cullens to become animal drinking vampire "vegetarians " He also seems to think that because he and the rest of his family drink animal blood they are automatically better than all human blood drinkers and is Christ reborn.
Friend: What the heck, Carlisle Cullen makes no sense, it's called a blood bag idiot.
Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.
Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.
Carlisle Cullen by HelloTwithches September 16, 2016