Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.

I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.

Cakestered by Witt227 March 8, 2013

cakesterbation 

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007

oreo cakesters 

the best things in the WORLD <3

these oreo cakesters are like freaking heaven.

oreo cakesters by bigxxbang May 15, 2008

cakestripes 

The shit which ist left, when you forgot to use the toilet brush.

"What the hell is that, down there in the toilet bowl?"
"Seems to be some cakestripes, homie!"

cakestripes by Winkelsen May 18, 2008

Cakeater 

A person who gives the least amount of effort possible; created by coach Pec of the Prairie Ridge baseball team when referring to those who had not shown up at school that day to play, as he called it, The Black Ops when it first came out.

All of those who don't go to weightlifting and instead play The Black Ops are all cakeaters.

Cakeater by Myman48585 September 30, 2011

Cakestress 

A woman who makes cakes

I was a good cakestress when i made a cake out of two donuts and some M&Ms.

Cakestress by eng105 September 9, 2009

Catesterdatesterdo 

A person (usually female) who is perfect, smart, fun to be around, lovable, and sexy. You just always want to be with them.

Tom: Did you see that girl?

Brad: Yeah she is such a Catesterdatesterdo.

Catesterdatesterdo by Wilson 224 March 18, 2009