Egyptian Burial 

When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.

-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.

Egyptian Burial by joey b's May 4, 2016

give the soldiers a burial at sea 

To defecate into a toilet

Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!

give the soldiers a burial at sea by pentozali January 1, 2014

pharaoh's burial 

Taking a shit, wrapping it up in toilet paper (mummifying it) then shoving it up your partner's anus.

Adam, give me a pharaoh's burial.

pharaoh's burial by epicnewmeme January 11, 2016

Balls Deep Burial 

When the ass is so fucking stretched that it goes ALL the way in and gets a bit of the balls too, maybe the balls of this dick is comnected to the dick in such a way to where it's like connected to the cock and some of the ball sack gets sucked into the ass. Because like, if you are goin in, Boom, Dick. Balls. Allll the way in. What's left to go in but the balls, the closest dangly thing on your... body? Cuz you're not gonna get anymore! Everything else is too BIG on the body, that's the ONLY thing left, at some point the ballsack is just gonna go oowwowoOAOAAHOOHHH

I buried my balls into this asshole so fucking deep that i call that shit a balls deep burial.

Balls Deep Burial by Brand Aid February 28, 2021

Semen's Burial 

The sexual practice where a man holds a woman upside down and she sucks him off and chokes on the payload of sperm. It may also come out the womans' nose.

Last night Charlotte gave me a semen's burial but had to stop she choked on my spunk.

Semen's Burial by CoinneachWatches'TheOneShow' January 9, 2010

Sky Burial 

When a corpse is picked clean by vultures said corpse is said to have been given a sky burial.

Remember that dude Dave that got lost in the desert. Yeah he died of dehydration and got a sky burial.

Sky Burial by FruityLex January 24, 2015

bukkake burial 

When a group of men take a woman who is willing to perform a traditional bukkake, and bury her (preferably against her will) up to the neck at a local sandy beach. they then perform the bukkake with interested onlookers and random passerby's and small children, if available. The girl is valued by how many random men she can interest enough to join on impulse, just by the look on her face, seeing as her mouth will be completely full with the life bringing substance.

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that bukkake burial at Paradise beach today?
Friend 2: Yeah, I saw it. I hope you didn't join in.
Friend 1: Yeah, I did. Why?
Friend 2: That was my cousin, and she had told me earlier that she was hoping to be part of a burial.
Friend 1: And to think I wasted all that goodness on her...

bukkake burial by fuckanuggit August 22, 2011