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brutally honest 

when a self-absorbed a-hole tells someone his or her version of the truth without any regard for the person's feelings or self-esteem; usually done for the sole entertainment and self-fulfillment of the speaker with no benefit to the recipient except for reduced self-esteem (who needs self-esteem, really?)
I'll just be brutally honest, your not as pretty as your friend and that is why he left you for her.
brutally honest by hawkwife November 24, 2010
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Brutally Single 

Brutally Single is when you are so single people are gonna think you stopped dating and boys/girls will stop being attracted to you. (Might wanna date someone fast!)
"Wow Jack is BRUTALLY Single!"
Brutally Single by Ariza September 19, 2016

Brutally Handsome 

A man looking half his age who dresses to perfection. Handles himself with dignity no matter the situation, has excellent grooming skill, knows what others want but doesn't give a shit. His perfectionism is mainly for himself - what others think of him is none of his business he says, but just about every head turns his way as he crosses paths with them. Bonus: He just can't help it. Being best is being himself always! Presentation is of high importance, but after all, to him - first impressions ARE everything and should be a standard for everyone. Don't try too hard faking how to be him, because you will never succeed. Simply put - Perfection cannot be attained by those who try too hard to imitate; because, imitation is not flattery, it's a mockery when it comes to the brutally handsome who remains anonymous somewhere you'll never know (already too crowded a city for this reason alone). - KDaf
Whoa! Who the fuck is that brutally handsome dude? Even I'd do him! , say women (even the clam bumping variety) and men alike (even the straight ones).
Brutally Handsome by BriY2K775 July 21, 2022

Brutaler 

Pertaining to one thing being more brutal then another.
Fenix's face is brutaler then the quest Rec is Doing
Brutaler by Fenix40 August 3, 2007

GET BRUTALL’ED

GET BRUTALL’ED is a trademarked quote from Brutall Morningstar (@shipkafan). it is used to troll and annoy people usually on twitter or discord and is usually found on gifs and videos
nurplee: blows my anal glands

brutall: get brutall’ed lol

nurplee: shut up
GET BRUTALL’ED by brutall May 30, 2021

brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"

Brutarded 

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".
Holy crap that band was brutarded!
Brutarded by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009