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brown bagging it 

Bob: So what were you up to last night?
Steve: Oh nothing much y'know, just brown bagging it.
brown bagging it by blahsey February 10, 2009

brown baggin it 

when a slut is to fucking ugly to look at during sex....you place the brown bag over her head....then draw a prettier face on the bag.....
can u wear this bag, cuz its prettier than you are, and i dont mind brown baggin it.
brown baggin it by qwertyiulnnjgb October 18, 2010

brown-bag it 

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down
Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
brown-bag it by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

do it up brown

To do a thing completely or leave nothing to chance.
Likely related to fully cooking meat until it is very well done.
May have roots in California and has been in use since at least the 1930's.
I got word that the CEO and some of his his staff will be at our fundraiser so we need to do it up brown!
do it up brown by rubberknife August 15, 2021