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Brooklin mom Facebook 

Online Facebook group where Brooklin moms get together. The premise to support each other and a safe space for Brooklin moms to share advice. Really a judgmental bunch of "mean girls" run by dictatorship bunch of cattie shoots.
The nail in my Coffin was I didn't agree with the administrator and got kicked out of Brooklin mom Facebook group.

Brooklin Bitch 

A Brooklin man obsessed with having the perfect white picket fence life, tells everyone he’s wealthy but actually works at Lowe’s and can’t afford to live there without his wife’s white collar income. His wife calls him out on his shit and when he doesn’t get what he wants calls her a Brooklin Bitch.
To keep up the elusion of wealth, Husband wants to buy a $85K pickup truck. Wife says “we can’t afford that”. Husband states “you’re nothing more than a Brooklin Bitch”.

Dirty Brooklin 

When she wears a strap on and sticks it in every place possible, makes herself cum on your face with the strap on in your mouth, she gave you the Dirty Brooklin
My bitch tried this new thing its called the Dirty Brooklin and it was awesome!

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression