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bridgewater raritan middle school 

Bridgewater Raritan Middle School is a school in New Jersey populated by a mostly old staff, evil lunch aids, a unpersonable, unopenminded, conservative principal, and many attention seeking, image obsessing students. The students mostly where Abercrombie, Vinyard Vines, Pink, Under Armer and Nike articles of clothing. The school is filled with multiple different demographics, like...

1. Richies: The spoiled brats in mostly what's none as the, "Crim area" Which ironically recently had stabbing by a 20 something year old to his two parents.

2. Ghetto kids: Kids who live in the Bradley Gardens/JFK area aka the ghetto of Bridgewater. The kids in this area mostly are or act like they are thugs besides the random spots of wealthy neighborhoods.

3. Populars: mostly consist of the cheerleaders, football players, lacrosse players, and baseball players. Popularity is also based off of students Instagram feed and amount of likes received.

4. The Chindians: chindian is the nickname for all the Bridgewater Raritan Asians, all of which are in orchestra and band, in all excellerated classes and are the future leaders of the world.
Person 1: Hey Asian kid. You go to Bridgewater Raritan Middle School right? right?

Person 2: Yeah my homework is overwhelming from all my E classes.

Person 1: Oh you most be a chindian, you do orchestra or bad too right?

Bridgewater College 

A small, private college in Bridgewater, VA. It appears to not care at all about its students as it burdens them with outrageous tuition increases while giving them a sub-par education. Currently, Bridgewater College is going through both a cultural crisis and an identity crisis as the new progressive administration tries to sever the school from its Church of the Brethren foundation.
Person 1: Look, its Bridgewater College!

Person 2: Eh....

bridgewater raynham highschool 

a faggot hellhole filled with homoass barbie doll cockmunchers

Bridgewater State College 

A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.

BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.

Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.
I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!

Bridgewater State College 

A school of higher learning where all you do is drink rubinoff vodka 4 days a week and take a bus around campus especially to Tilly for fun food bar and chicken parm. Located in between Boston and Providence and close to Cape Cod. There is an annoying train that goes through campus 15 times a day. Do not take Stan Ross as a teacher. Bridgewater is also the home of alot of fine bitches. There is also greek life which sucks because the girls are ugly.

WARNING: Dont feed the Grizzly!!
and stay away from 302 Durgin because gay rape was commited in there
Bridgewater State College is da shizzle my nizzle because Grizzly owns you with rubinoff handles.

Bridgewater Wrestling

Casual wrestling that leads to the victor pinning his/her opponent, pulling up their shirt or blouse, and ejaculating on their stomach.
What started out as fun soon turned into a Bridgewater Wrestling match as Ed wrestled me down to the carpet in front of the receptionist desk, opened his pants, lifted up my blouse and ejaculated on my stomach.