BredAndButter

An amazing, talented, sexy young man who is a prime specimen of the human race. He is tall, muscular, smart, and has a long penis. Any woman would be glad to date this fine lad.

Any Woman: Wow! Is that BredAndButter?!?!?! He's so attractive!

BredAndButter by BredAndButter June 12, 2020

Brennanesque 

A strange, ineffable sense of humor, of which examples can be found online, and... pretty much nowhere else.

Brennanesque humor has a certain logic to it, which disappears whenever an attempt is made to describe it.

Examples of Brennanesque humor are often jarring to observers who are unfamiliar with the tenets of Brennanism.

This YouTube video is completely fucked. It's very Brennanesque.

Brennanesque by McKnowin November 3, 2020

Brendan Lessland 

The #1 Candidate for the 2024 US Presidential Elections!

Person 1: Have you heard about Brendan Lessland?

Person 2: Fr I heard he had to put his dick in a bottle and he came

Brendan Lessland by Brendan Lessland January 11, 2023

Brendan Bowl 

When you make popcorn and you don't have a bowl, you cut away one of the big sides to form a open rectangle.

I don't want to get my hands greasy when eating the popcorn and I don't have a bowl, lets make a brendan bowl!

Brendan Bowl by rraacckk January 18, 2010

Brendan 

Originally an Ancient Celtic name, Brendan was often the name given to several "warrior-gods" who had unrivaled female attention as well as several slayed dragons to their name. As the Celts broke out of the isolated British Isles, Brendan became a popular name in the Roman Empire. At the height of its popularity Brendan was the third most popular name in the Empire behind Constantine and Julius. The name today is given to young boys who are seen to have unrivaled charm as well as a well-endowed body.

See how the women flock to him, his name must be Brendan

Brendan by Bren-Cos June 28, 2010

Brendan 

A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

Brendan by DeShawn IIIIII July 1, 2009

Brendan 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Brendan has brown hair and green eyes you could spend hours staring into. Brendan knows how to be fun, but serious when they need to. A Brendan is someone who is always there for you, says the sweetest things, and can make you laugh anytime of the day. Brendan has the most perfect lips and the cutest smile, and making him smile is the best feeling in the world. Any girl would be lucky to have Brendan, and I'm the luckiest girl in the world having Brendan all to myself ♥

marissa - "Wow, Brendan is perfect."
everyone else - "I wish he was mine."

Brendan by mariiiss13 September 6, 2011