blinkity 

An expression of surprise, often when one is confused or shocked by a statement or action.

Must be accompanied by asterisks.

Can be followed with '...' for good measure.

1. I'm gay.

Response: *Blinkity*

2. Ahdmfweoigoana...

Response: *blinkity...*

blinkity by BaileyA July 20, 2008

blinkity blink 

A term to really fustrate person on the verge of crying

whilst they are blinking back there tears

i head shotted my brother with a fotball
his eyes get watery and he starts to blink back

his tears
me:blinkity blink blink blink blinkity blink

(you could also say it rhythmically

blinkity blink by _amin____ June 3, 2017

Italian Blind Russian 

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

Italian Blind Russian by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018