Bleacher Bunny 

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.

"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."

Bleacher Bunny by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010

bleacher butt 

the feeling of numbness in your butt during an event

(stand up after event) Ahhh, man i got a serious case of bleacher butt

bleacher butt by R-Mell Green March 10, 2008

Bleacher Ethan 

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

Bleacher Ethan by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Bleacher Creature 

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

Bleacher Creature by pinetard January 5, 2010

bleacher lizard 

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

bleacher lizard by Jloop January 23, 2017

Bleacher Christian 

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

Bleacher Christian by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

bleacher creatures 

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

bleacher creatures by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020