Crazy Bandz

Retarded rubber bands that you wear on your wrist. They are in the shape of stupid shit like animals, but when you put them on your wrist they just look like a squiggly mangled mess. If you wear them, you are a suburban kid, and most likely a douche.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Crazy Bandz?

Person 2: Yeah, they're for douches.

Crazy Bandz by YourBadKarma3 June 18, 2010

Funky Bandz 

Fucking rip offs of silly bands.

John: Wanna trade your monkey silly bandz for my kitty silly bandz?

Jack: That isn't a silly bandz you fuckwit. That's a fucking FUNKY BANDZ. Get a fucking life you fucking asshole and stop ripping people off with your fucking imitation silly bandz. Go home and kill yourself. It will make the world a better place for all.

Funky Bandz by SILLY BANDZ September 9, 2010

quana bandz 

(Quan -Na) Bandz is a hard working hustler. This person is determine to win. With a Quana Bandz in your life you will be successful. Never cross Quana Bandz’s you won’t like it. Quana Bandz is loyal to those who are loyal to her. If you are a hard working hustler then you have a clear vision on who and what Quana Bandz stand for & that’s business.

Quana BANDZ ain’t bull shittin she getting too .

quana bandz by RealAssitget November 24, 2021

Silly Bandz 

The most successful frequency in middle schools all throughout North America.

AKA: Colorful rubber bands, made into shapes that make your wrist itch. People have them for the sake of trading them for something better, like a pencil.

In a nutshell: No one really wants them for "Them"
Just like no one would want money if it couldn't buy them things, no one would want Silly Bandz if you couldn't trade them for random shit.

Dumbass: Can I have some gum??

Dipshit: ...uhhh ಠ_ಠ

Dumbass: Please?? I'll give you a silleh band!!

Dipshit: Silly bandz are retarded

Silly Bandz by EspioEspio November 29, 2010

Free Bandz Gang 

Free bandz gang is the gang that is stupid on getting big musty coochie on the regular. The founder on Free bandz gang (FBG) is Yung Gucci Ruby / Yung Dagger FigmeCup / Big Coochie Collector and Big ruffa Dog / Yung Durk / Yung Big Nose

Fellow Nr 1- sup cuzzzz, what gang you in, Bitch?
Fellow Nr 2- Maaaan, im stupid high, give me a glass of punani elixir, im bucculed. BTW im in Free Bandz Gang NIIIGGA!!!!
Fellow Nr 1- Damn bihh, i feel some type away, let me link up with yo squad, CAWABRINGI

Free Bandz Gang by Yung Gucci Ruby December 11, 2018

jj bandz

the biggest fakest friend. he gets mad when u sing. he gets mad for nothing. he has a period. he is a female. he acts petty. he acts like a biggest annoying ass hoe.

ur such a jj bandz

jj bandz by the biggest thot on here February 25, 2019

CG Bandz 

a rapper that is currently rising up due to his single Camo Shirt

CG Bandz is a very good artist.

CG Bandz by HipHopFandom August 16, 2019