balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

balkan by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

balkanize 

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

balkanize by psients October 24, 2006

balkanac 

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

balkanac by Istok March 23, 2007

Post-Balkan Depression 

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

Post-Balkan Depression by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

balkan-style 

adj:

1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans
2) especially satisfying or fulfilling

adv:
3) with special attention paid to detail
4) brutally, forwardly, directly

1) Replace sour cream with Balkan-style yoghourt
2) This band's new album is Balkan-Style!
3) I'm writing my memoirs Balkan-style.
4) I'll tell you what I think, Mister, I'll tell you Balkan-style.

balkan-style by benedict April 20, 2005

balkanshit 

Someone who is from the balkans and is a pure douchebag/racist slangs again st balkan people

"Yeah but turkish people are preto much whiter than you gypsy balkanshit will ever be"
~turkish girl in 4chan

balkanshit by Noietz PK February 12, 2018

Balkanboo 

A person who is from outside the balkan peninsula, typically from the usa and western europe, that is obsessed with balkan stereotypic culture and mentality. Similar to slavaboos

Balkanboo: Hey i am from balkan, i do genocide, drink rakija and listen to "Serbia strong" on youtube
Balkan person:Go to r/2balkan4you

Balkanboo by Too_Real January 3, 2022