avondale meadows middle school 

A ghetto ass school with hoes, sluts, and snakes they fishy af too DAISY!

Hey girl.. you from avondale meadows middle school - “yes” YOU MUST BE DAISY NASTY HOE ASS THATS WHY JAMES CHEATED ON YOU WITH CAMYLA

avondale meadows middle school by hannnnaaaaaabananaaaaaa July 14, 2021

youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.

"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"

youtube avoidance by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012

available 

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

available by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

available ass

The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.

Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"

available ass by westfalia January 11, 2010

Avoidance poop 

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.

David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.

Avoidance poop by Okee Doke December 30, 2015

Now available 

Custom UD Mugs

with your fave def

...aparently..
(do people really have nothing better to do than write random definitions about shit on this website???)

Example should include the word "Now available"

Now available by BussoNolan October 10, 2009

adoodable 

An adorable golden retriever / poodle cross (doodle)

Awww isn't she adoodable

adoodable by www.goldenpaws.ca December 27, 2010