I've come to make an annoucement 

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement

"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

I've come to make an annoucement by twitter.com June 16, 2019

the morning announcements 

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

the morning announcements by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

aflouncement 

To announce you are going to flounce from an internet group in a post meant to cause drama and leave unanswered questions.

After Betty found the joke offensive rather than funny, she posted a vague aflouncement to the Facebook group.

aflouncement by Gray green sky September 7, 2018

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

Weather announcements by Blah December 14, 2003

aflouncement 

A portmanteau of 'announcement' and 'flounce', as in when a member of a social media group leaves but with the need to angrily announce their flounce for all to see.

The trashy men in the Facebook group caused Sumaya to post her aflouncement.

aflouncement by Divan Roets April 21, 2019

Anoncement 

When you say something that comes across noncy

“I really like child play parks”, said Mo mo. “That’s an anoncement if I’ve ever heard one” replied Escoth

Anoncement by Escoth May 9, 2019

Unnouncement 

Notification that fails to give any or all 5 W’s: who, what, where, why

I received an unnouncement of a class with all particulars except a start date.

Unnouncement by Ma Tomten March 22, 2021