i love you but i am not in love with you 

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

i love you but i am not in love with you by purplepurple October 22, 2009

i am not an igloo 

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

i am not an igloo by pixeleater February 21, 2010

I am not gay 

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

I am not gay by alifoxy September 1, 2018

I am not equipped for this! 

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance

*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

I am not equipped for this! by duskyblossom December 11, 2017

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

i am not a plastic bag 

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

i am not a plastic bag by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today 

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011