Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

Don’t sell your bread to a baker by Huss22x December 5, 2021

at a bakery, about a pastry 

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.

@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --

at a bakery, about a pastry by Killenhersoftly December 1, 2011

Pulled a Baker 

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker

I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!

Pulled a Baker by baraon March 5, 2011

do a baker 

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.

Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"

do a baker by Horse Cock December 16, 2004

a baker 

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

a baker by andyrr July 31, 2011

(a) Baker’s shot 

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present

Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita

(a) Baker’s shot by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021

A Baker 

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.

John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker

A Baker by Histamines Man February 1, 2024