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The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.
Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!
The Thinker 270 by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009
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The vagina of a woman of Asian descent. This references the degree of rotation of her vagina in relation to the Caucasian woman's vagina of 0/180 degrees
That 90 270 is SICK! I'd hit that!
90 270 by Craig October 29, 2002
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When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.
“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023
When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.
“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023

Pull up 270 

A word a bunch of relentless faggots use.
" PULL UP 270." "270 UNWIPEABLE."
Pull up 270 by Mickqy March 12, 2019

Get to 270 

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.
Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?
Get to 270 by builtforspeed November 4, 2020
Nismo 270R was a limited edition vehicle developed by Nissan Motorsports. Only fifty 270Rs were ever built and they were only produced in 1994. The vehicle was built on the S14 chassis.
My Nismo S14 270R has a vented hood, an Aero kit, heavy duty clutch, 2-way limited slip differential, and a front mount intercooler does yours?
270r by Korkey604 June 26, 2007