December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.

Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.

December 25 by shitweasel October 26, 2019

December 25

the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.

december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK

December 25 by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019

December 25

kill santa

yeeetttt december 25

December 25 by lolololololololololol123456789 December 17, 2021

December 25

Ask out the girl or boy you’ve been crushing on. Maybe it can make there day brighter

We should ask out are crushes on December 25

December 25 by Natz November 3, 2019

December 25

National Dwarf day

December 25 is where everyone must honor dwarfs.

December 25 by Smarttard365 October 31, 2019

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

December 25 by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 25

It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

I cant wait for December 25, i wanna see his penis!!

December 25 by heehee42069 October 19, 2019