Bowling

A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.

Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."

Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."

Bowling by retardedunicorn March 29, 2014

bowling

The act of transferring a joint roach into a bowl to finish it off.

This roach is getting low and I don't have a clip. Wanna go bowling?

bowling by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011

bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

bowling by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

Bowling

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare

"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan

Bowling by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

Bowling

It describes the action you are smnoke herb out of a bowl

Im finna go bowling when I get home

Bowling by JumpMan23 May 25, 2006

Bowling

The act of repeatedly getting and then ignoring lady friends

Hey, you hear about Evan? I hear he was out bowling again

Bowling by OnelargeKobe October 11, 2016

Bowling

When someone is laying down on their stomach, and one goes behind the person laying down and acts like the persons ass is a bowling ball and you stick your middle finger in their ass

Hey man i'm about to go bowling on your bitch ass

Bowling by lmaohahahaahah May 25, 2020