Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.

Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'

cheese-intake by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

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Intarsia Pizza

A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the perfect pizza. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and feta)
Pepperoni
Linguisa
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase 'HI'
Pineapple

*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.

Any questions, concerns, or off the wall remakrs about intarsia pizza, please contact either:
randomkid169@aim.com
acdccirquehplotr@yahoo.com

Intarsia Pizza by Robert and Joel October 4, 2008

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inakshi

Inakshi the most hottest girl a person can meet

People die for her looks
A person who is hot cute and witty at the same time
This kind of combination is very difficult to find.
A girl who has the perfect curves

Sheila: hey who is that girl? She looks so perfect

Heena: it’s obviously an inakshi

inakshi by Anjali_112 January 9, 2018

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