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$20 and a buzz 

This phrase was recently popularized by middle schoolers, though not limited to only those. The phrase started when a child in the school Maplewood Middle school got a buzz cut so bad people started giving others $20 and paying for them to get a buzz cut. It got so bad that it has since spread to other schools in the district, as well as more schools in New Jersey.
“Can I please get some cash?”
“Yo, I’ll give you $20 and a buzz, alright?
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Did you find $20? 

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.
Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves
Did you find $20? by JGroove December 8, 2010

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
When you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at Chili's, and fuck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. Return to the table, eat the meal, and fuck again while you wait for dessert.

License to grill!
Chili's is offering the 2 for $20 again, so Ashley and I got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!

Whatta deal!
2 for $20 by Giordoma'am August 13, 2016

ass like a $20 mule 

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".
Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!
ass like a $20 mule by 4cd-air September 16, 2013

In the even that you find $20

Person 1: Hey, how are you?
Person 2: Great, I just found some money!
Person 1: You’re in the even that you find $20? That’s great! Now you can pay me that $20 you owe me from last week.
When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.
Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.
Wet $20 by Koho23 August 28, 2018