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metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Dad-Molested 

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
Dad-Molested by Hym Iam August 19, 2024