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Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
Laredo by Victor February 3, 2004

Lacey Hugs 

I've had a bad day. I need my Lacey Hugs.
Lacey Hugs by Cl4rk G4ble August 22, 2008
7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.
"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."
Lanced by SherLee January 16, 2013

skank lace 

Women who dont own a pair of pants that cover their ass crack are now turning to a longer tshirt with lace on the bottom to cover it.
"i used to always have to stair at judy's ass all day when she sat down, im glad she is now covering it with some classy skank lace."
skank lace by shmoe_14 October 30, 2007
an action taken by or towards a person that results in an epic fail beyond measurement. Especially if that person is asian. Also see: V-Wanged
"I just failed my french test"
"Haha P-LALED"
P-LALED by loliturd April 22, 2009

Blue Lawed 

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws
On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.
Blue Lawed by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011