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Haley is a horrible friend and a huge bitch. She is extremely insecure but masks it with arrogance. She will try to take any joy out of the lives of people that she is jealous of and a guy having a girlfriend will not stop her from hooking up with him. She’s also a huge, undeniable whore and I’d typically somewhere under 5”2.
Why are you being such a bitchy whore? Stop being such a Haley!
Haley by Hahdnj June 10, 2019
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Haley’s are dumb little cunts that take your man and woman away from you any chance she gets fucking annoying and looks for attention 24/7
Haley is a fucking bitchhhhhhhhhh
Haley by Randomcat July 30, 2019
A person with an extremely strange hairline and punches you for no reason. Also drama crazy and goes by water girl.
Oh my god, did you see Haley? You can see her jagged hairline today, she’s so gonna get called watergirl by Noah.
Haley by Houstonkid August 21, 2019
A green H with no face in the FaceTime app
Haley is also a person
An example is “oh no, the green H is here!!!”
The green h sucks. Haley is a person
Haley by Ya Yeet Logang October 24, 2019
A suck up. Loves attention more than anything. Will try to date a dude even if he has a girlfriend. Thinks everyone’s in love with her. Is EXTREMELY quirky.
“Haley is such a douche.”
“Yea she tried to make out with my bf.”
“She’s got a HUGE nose.”
“Yeah she looks like a muppet.”
Haley by _pAydAy_ December 18, 2019
Haleys are good friends, but they like to ask for food and drinks a lot especially Milk Tea. Haleys are very competitive and sporty. Haleys easily fall in love especially with people who start with S.
Can I be your Haley
Haley by Milkteasucks2020 January 11, 2020
Weird ass beech
Haley is the kid who has 55 glass marbles in her pocket in primary school.
"See that dumbass whore drinking that dumb bitch juice?"
"Yeah"
"That's haley"
Haley by boofloof January 23, 2020