Prostate Pelican
Prostate Pelican by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009
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Doing a Pelican
Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.
Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."
James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"
James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"
Doing a Pelican by adamnshame April 18, 2010
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Bloody Pelican
A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"
Guy 2: "How was it"
Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"
Guy 2: "How was it"
Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"
Bloody Pelican by boblily April 15, 2008
modest pelican
modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys
modest pelican by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021
Brown Pelican
pulling out your bottom lip (like a pelican), and having your partner shit in your mouth while flapping his or her arms and making bird noises
Brown Pelican by Zorro49 September 10, 2006
one eyed screaming pelican
Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.
one eyed screaming pelican by Dallas October 16, 2004
Screaming Pelican
A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.
Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.
Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?
Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.
Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?
Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.
Screaming Pelican by Mexijews Productions August 12, 2009