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kurious Jorge 

Jorge Antonio Alvarez (born May 1, 1970), better known by his stage names Kurious or Kurious Jorge, is an American hip hop recording artist from New York City.

Kurious is of Puerto Rican and Cuban descent, and grew up in the Upper West Side neighborhood called Manhattan Valley. In 1993, he appeared on Pete Nice and DJ Richie Rich's album Dust to Dust. The duo helped Kurious get a record deal with Columbia Records via Bobbito and Nice's Hoppoh imprint. In 1992, he released his first single, "Walk Like a Duck". Then he signed a contract with Sony Music. In 1994, Kurious released his critically acclaimed debut album A Constipated Monkey.

In 1999, he reemerged on MF Doom's album Operation: Doomsday on the track "?" and contributed a track to a Monsta Island Czars mixtape, under the alias Biollante. Kurious later explained that his contract with Sony was "terrible" and that he "had to wait it out to get out of it.Amalgam Digital reissued A Constipated Monkey with bonus tracks in 2007. In 2009 he released his second solo effort II, which featured the singles Back From Up Unda , Back with V.I.C. , Sittin' in My Car and Drinks In The Air.

Albums
1994: A ConstipatedMonkey (Hoppoh/Columbia)
2009: II (Amalgam Digital)

Singles
1992: "Walk Like a Duck"
1993: "Uptown Shit"
1994: "I'm Kurious"
2001: "All Great"
2009: "Benetton" (feat. MC Serch and MF Doom)
2009: "Back With V.I.C."2009: "Sittin’ In My Car"
Rapper Kurious Jorge was on a episode of Yo MTV raps Back in the day.
kurious Jorge by Blu_leef July 2, 2022
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do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

LILLY AND JORGE

lilly : Jorge is my bsf
Jorge : Lilly is also my bsf
Matthew : look Lilly and Jorge
LILLY AND JORGE by JorgieLover January 16, 2023

Pulling a Jorge 

When an individual shirks on miniscule aspects of his job which add up throughout the day/week/month until it becomes madly annoying
1. Stop pulling a Jorge
2. When you don't put up the flag in clinic so someone else walks into the room and examines the patient right after you did. Then you come out and say "stop pulling a Jorge", and put up the flag!!

Wikipedia Jorge

One of your friends who says things as if they were facts. You and you friends hear what he/she says and instantly question it's crediblity.
wikipedia jorge: That plane in the sky is on it's way to France.
You: how do you know wikipedia jorge ?
Wikipedia Jorge by Coreysnake December 22, 2008

Dirty Jorge

(Dir-tee Hohr-hey)
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Jorge uses the penis to smear santorum onto the recipients upper lip after anal sex. The Jorge then takes the Sanchez one step further by then plunging the penis into the recipients mouth.
ATM lovers appreciate the added touch of the Dirty Jorge.
Dirty Jorge by Corn Emergency Room November 5, 2008

dirty jorge

When someone doesn't know how to make a sandwich without cutting themselves.
Oh gosh! You just made a dirty jorge out of your hand! Damn panini!
dirty jorge by takeshi.kovacs April 14, 2020