long island 2×4 

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

long island 2×4 by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

long island tail 

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

long island tail by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

long island summers 

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like

I wish i had Long Island summers.

long island summers by Kaylel January 5, 2019

Long Island Cocktail 

The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.

He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.

Long Island Cocktail by Iammyself April 21, 2019

long island hot tea 

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

long island hot tea by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

long island steamroller 

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

long island steamroller by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

Long Island Washing Machine by asbesito May 4, 2023