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happy as a goldfish in the sea 

Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !
Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!
Jan - Are you ok helen?
Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
Jan - okk then?
Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?

Mr Goldfish 

He is a English teacher that teach in La Salle Collage.

One time, he licked some random guy's chest and posted on Instergram
Did u see that gay dude?

he was such a Mr goldfish
Mr Goldfish by Whaleshark Yeung November 22, 2019

petting the goldfish 

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.
petting the goldfish by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die
the snack who smiles back goldfish

The Goldfish Trick 

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.
James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!