The Emotional Hokey Pokey 

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

The Emotional Hokey Pokey by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

lunchtime hokey pokey 

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

lunchtime hokey pokey by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007

hokey pokey 

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

hokey pokey by Moogs October 20, 2006

Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink? by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

Hokey Pokey 

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

Hokey Pokey by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007

having a pokey 

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

having a pokey by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008

smokey pokey 

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!

Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.

smokey pokey by L33TZOR September 22, 2013