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arctic wolves 

A large Army Stryker based bureaucracy in Alaska that is known for its tone deaf taskings, endless meetings, CYA actions, last minute requirements and staff officers who really can’t plan....at all, God bless them. The Arctic Wolves are akin to a group of ostracized wolves from a pack; retarded wolves...the ones that ride the short tundra bus, but just don’t know it yet.

Yes, the Arctic Wolves are a sight to behold in action. Leaders come there to notch an OER bullet on the back of Soldiers, oblivious to their own career’s real mortality in Alaska, and Soldiers come there thinking they will get time to explore Alaska. Neither view is real.
Bro, so the “Arctic Wolves” let us live in shit for the last 5 years, take our time away for stupidity, task the hell out of us with red cycle tasks, put civilians in our HHQ that are mildly retarded, and keep bringing officers up that like to brown nose the shit out of their boss. Yeah...and they say we aren’t reenlisting because it’s the Alaska dark and cold hahaha. Bro, seriously they’re oblivious. It’s them...the organization.

Arctic Mitt 

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.
Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.
Arctic Mitt by CplBloggins March 31, 2022

Arctic Orgasm 

“I had a crazy popsicle orgasm last night! The best arctic orgasm I’ve ever had.

arctic senpi 

Omgg its arctic senpi the amazing cool awesome guy!!!
arctic senpi by fatballs July 27, 2022

Arctic Society

Yo, ever heard of Arctic Society?
Ew, your gross, they make Roblox porn!
Arctic Society by nya. November 17, 2022

Arctic Finger Blast 

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
Arctic Finger Blast by IbeDustin December 24, 2022

arctic subway 

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo
Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?
arctic subway by Hankenstein April 7, 2023