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Star Wars 

An excuse for a bunch of lonely people to run around in costumes and play with swords.They stupidly think that they have some type of force with them. They quit their jobs to line up for several days to watch some stupid movie that lasts for like 2 hours. Also see trekkies.
(Normal kid) So what do you want to do today?
(Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.
Star Wars by class/06 June 21, 2005
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star wars rebels

A TV show from Disney and everyone kinda hated because there is no more The clone wars
Guy: Star Wars The Clone Wars is cancelled!
Guy 2: Shit.... what tv show are there now?
Guy: they made a star wars rebels tv show
Guy 2: TF? is disney freaking obsessed with the original trilogy?

Guy: yep... we want back the clone wars....
star wars rebels by EN9ITY March 20, 2017

Star Wars 

A sterile, black and white impersonal galactic war story centered around Anakin Skywalker and his family. Caters to lifeless dorks with bad vision. Involves lightsabers and men in cloaks with rat tails.
"I have no idea why I've spent 20 years of my life following the story of a beeping trashcan and a homosexual, gold-plated Jeeves."
Star Wars by ilikefood June 5, 2005

star wars 

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.
Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!
star wars by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Star Wars 

A racial story about a white family in the galaxy taking control of the galactic senate, including only two main black characters, Anakin Skywalker becomes the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the galaxy and takes over. His son comes up to dethrone him.
Mace Windu-Black- Dies
Lando Calrissian- has minor part

All the racism in the saga..... But maybe the best film saga ever
Star Wars by Erikolo May 28, 2005

Star Wars 

Crap show for nerds, geeks and other freaks.
Hey I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my parents basement, I'm going to watch Star Wars all day today!
Star Wars by starwarssucks March 25, 2005

Star Wars 

A series of the galaxy being fucked up by the drama of just one family
"Hey man, did you watch star wars?" "No, but I should."
Star Wars by Edeltian March 8, 2018