Stoner Thanksgiving 

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

Stoner Thanksgiving by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Hipster Thanksgiving 

Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).

The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.

Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"

Hipster Thanksgiving by HipsterJoe October 1, 2013

Roach Thanksgiving 

A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.

We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.

Roach Thanksgiving by DMac12 October 24, 2014

north dakota thanksgiving 

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

north dakota thanksgiving by Husbear January 30, 2016

After Thanksgiving 

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.

This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

After Thanksgiving by eli130 November 26, 2009

The Thanksgiving 

A hot turkey sandwich at Fleetwood Diner in Lansing, Mi

I'll have the Thanksgiving.

The Thanksgiving by Wezzul October 9, 2006

Canadian Thanksgiving 

Canadian Thanksgiving is having a regular thanksgiving like feast at a non-thanksgiving time of the year.

Eating turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. in March, or August: I know it is June, but turkey is delicious, lets have a Canadian Thanksgiving.
Did you know that in Canada they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in October?

Canadian Thanksgiving by Hamiltwan June 6, 2010