yankee doodler 

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

yankee doodler by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Yankee lesbian

A woman who is attracted to other women, but only interested in their northern half. They like to kiss other women and play with breasts, but don't want to touch below the belt, give or receive oral sex with another woman.

I know she *says* she's bisexual, but really she's just a Yankee lesbian. She made out with her, but wouldn't even take off her pants!

Yankee lesbian by peoplepainter August 27, 2012

Yankee Doodle 

The Yankee Doodle is a term used to describe any action that one cannot name at the time for legal reasons.

Man: oh, a child molester guess I better do the ol Yankee Doodle.

Yankee Doodle by Grue Noncehelmet June 14, 2019

Yankee Envy

Fans of other teams hate the Yankees because they are so successful and they wish their team was more like the Yankees.

Brian is a mets fan and they haven't won a championship since 1986 meanwhile the Yankees keep piling up the Trophies. He hates it. He's got Yankee Envy big time.

Yankee Envy by FTI76 July 10, 2010

yankee candle 

1) A store featuring the best candles on the market
2) My future workplace

"Omg is that a yankee candle? They smell amazing!"

yankee candle by Lindina October 14, 2006

Yankee Skank 

Girl known to screw Yankee fans (or players, Ex. alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan)

Alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan.

Yankee Skank by the real j-boo August 15, 2008

Yankee Doodle Dandy 

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.

"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"

Yankee Doodle Dandy by Confooshus October 11, 2017