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Hector Andres 

Girl 1- Why it's so hot today?

Girl 2- Obviously because Hector Andres is here
Girl 1- Ahh I love being so hot around him
Hector Andres by Baa dumm tsss November 23, 2021

hector cisneros 

lowkey kinda sus. he plays adopt me and scams little kids for fun and cyber bullies and got banned for saying sexual stuff in a kids pixel game. i scrath hm all thge time IMAOIAIXSJEHUDWEUGASVGDXVGEVWFASFYTASAS
me :hector cisneros got banned but hes a Christian now
hector: uwu yes sussy baka
hector cisneros by jnkfcdeyhfceru December 7, 2022

Hector Berlioz 

French romantic era composer (1803 - 1869) who made an Irish actress marry him after drinking a lethal dose of opium.
Guy 1: Bro, James just pulled a Hector Berlioz. He made Gina marry him after threatening to kill himself.

Guy 2: How the fuck did that work?
Hector Berlioz by Klavierist August 19, 2023

hector connector 

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.
hector connector by maaaa! May 24, 2008

Hector Smells 

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!
P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

Hector Piss 

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector
After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"
Hector Piss by Bihadamist February 21, 2009