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Edward is an amazing guy. He is so sweet and shy. His smile will make you wish you were the reason he smiled. He also loves to draw and is an artist. Dont worry if you think he is handsome, most people think he is. His favorite colors are most likely black, blue, gray, white, etc. His favorite music is most likely rock, specifically breaking Benjamin and rise against.
Edward by Female s i m p November 7, 2020
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Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny
My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”
Edward by edturd Simmons November 9, 2020
A Posh British male, probably a part of some royal family or have significant wealth.
sir Edward of Bevelton is coming to pay us a visit, it would be terribly awful should he not be greeted with your Winsome presence.
Edward by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021
An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
Edward is a guy with a massive knob
Dude, Edward has a humongous member
Edward by edmassivedick March 2, 2021
A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021