squish

unlike the squish that means to apply pressure to an object, smushing it. This squish means to want to be friends with someone so much that it's almost a crush, but it's 100 percent platonic

person 1: oh my God, I have such a squish on Oliver.
person 2: I know them, do you want me to introduce you?
person 1: no, I have a feeling they hate me, and I respect them to much to ask them to be my friend

squish by tottallynotgay February 24, 2025

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow 

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

simple_dimple_popit_squish 

the best meme page on instagram rn. ran by 5 extremely astonishing, bewildering, and staggering teenage girls. being part of the active meme page community of Instagram, sdps never fails to surprise their beloved followers- also known as "oomfs" or universally known as "pimples".
with every meme dump being precisely formulated with only the upmost focus and supreme dedication, down to the very last minute detail, to pursue the liking of different chronically online niche groups; sdps can do no wrong! To add on, their daily stories on their everyday activities and dilly dallys never fail to make their pimples burst out hysterically; submerged in amusement. when you bump into one of the Admins, dont be shy to say hiiii they're the most amazingballs people in the world :D

do you know simple_dimple_popit_squish? they're so IJBOL!!

yooo simple_dimple_popit_sauish just posted a new meme dump!!! depression = cured

simple_dimple_popit_squish by zinnobear January 2, 2024

Bruv, you person squish 

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

Bruv, you person squish by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

squishy snail 

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

squishy snail by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

Squishy slap 

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?

Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)

Squishy slap by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

Squishy-squishy 

Sexual intercourse. Named for the "squish" sound made during thrusting.

Squishy-squishy on the water bed was very wishy washy.

Squishy-squishy by Twat McGiggles October 26, 2009