shit dicked 

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

shit dicked by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

shit dicking 

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

shit dicking by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

shit-dicking 

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

shit-dicking by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

no shit dickhead 

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase

Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it

no shit dickhead by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

I shit dicks 

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset

"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"

I shit dicks by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007

Shit Dicked 

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.

"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"

Shit Dicked by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007

Shit dickins 

used to describe a very a shitty situation.

"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.

Shit dickins by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008