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Star Wars 

All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie.
Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg
Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger
r2-d2-Wee-Man
c3po-Andy Dick
Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash)
Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson
Han Solo: Vin diesal
Lando: DMX
Star wars is no longer geeky
Star Wars by Fusion September 22, 2003
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Star Wars faggot 

Someone who has a gross obsession with the Star Wars movies. Person almost always quotes the movies thinking there funny but in reality they just look like a sad incel
Shawn: order 66 *insert faggot Star Wars line* I learned that joke from watching a Star Wars theory video on YouTube!
Andrew: ha ha shawn thats really funny let’s watch the movies over Xbox and fantasize about them and memorize the scenes
Shawn: sounds good Andrew maybe we can suck each others cocks when kylo ren fights darth Vader!
Daniel: can I join I just got back from the Walmart parking lot!
Dylan: yea me to I promise I won’t leave or do anything dumb

These people are what you call a Star Wars Faggot

the new star wars movies 

totally suck,should never have been made

they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor

it's Steven Spielberg's fault
The new star wars movies are an embarassment compared to the orginal trilogy.

Star wars galaxies 

Well its alright starting out but then WoW came along and well ripped it dry for me. its not as good as this song though
Dragostea Din Tei
by O-zone

ps: whats his face is right about the pokemon thing lol, i was a creature handler and basically graphics and armor seperate the games.
wanna play Swg?
nope lets burn it and get world of warcraft instead and have the cake and eat it too. and while we play we can listen to this totally 1337 song.

star wars 

A wonderful epic story that has been ruined by two generations of hopeless losers for whom the line between fantasy and reality is irrevocably blurred. See also geek, social dysfunction, and too much free time.
Star Wars was cool until the freaks started dressing up and standing outside movie theaters for a month!
star wars by The Reauxton April 12, 2004

Star Wars 

A gay term used when two gay people go into a dark closet and put on glow-in-the-dark condoms on and one hits their dick against the other guys dick like a star wars lightsaber battle... just in a different way.
Dude, those fags over there are gunna go play star wars at their house.
Star Wars by BonanzaGuru December 23, 2007

Star Wars 

A rip-off? How the hell are they similar? They both have their own places in history, and the sooner people quit fighting about their respective favorite stories, the sooner we can build a decent future!
Star Wars is but one path to enlightenment....others find it through Star Trek.
Star Wars by Ignavius March 31, 2003