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spoilerman 

Spoilerman isn’t a superhero as what most people think. Its rather a term for people who spoil things.
Examples of a spoilerman is someone who tells you:

Mr. Orange is a cop - Reservoir Dogs
Sophie Neveu is family of Jesus - The Da Vinci Code
Ozymandias is the badguy - Watchmen
spoilerman by mortification7 April 2, 2009

Soiled Seconds 

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between
Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...
Soiled Seconds by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012

Spoilerophobia 

Fear of getting to know a previously unknown aspect of something which you likely would have rather learned on your own.
*discussions of art media such as video games, movies, etc. especially vulnerable.
#1"Have you seen the last episode of The Walking Dead? Wanna know who dies?"

"Please, don't tell me a thing! I will be really mad with you if you do."

"Geez, do you suffer of spoilerophobia or somethin'?"

#2"Have you heard about the new movie?"

"NO, don't tell me anything! I don't even want to know the name of the movie or who is in it."

"Wow, you suffer from a severe case of spoilerophobia"
Spoilerophobia by Steven Cojo March 22, 2013

spoilerino 

When what you're about to say can't be classified as an actual spoiler, but it might give some info away or put the spoiler in other people's mind.

Warning: "Mr Robot" spoilerino in example bellow
Bob - Dude, have you seen last episode of Mr Robot? How can Elliot let that happen, man?
Mark - Y'know... I'm not sure, but I think it's like the movie Fight club.
Bob - whoa, wait... shit, spoilerino, man. I dind't even think of that .
spoilerino by Karamozovsky December 23, 2015

spoilermakers 

Purdue football when they face a top-5 team
The Spoilermakers have now beat a top-5 ranked team 17 times as an unranked team, but they aren’t always the best team otherwise…Big Ten football I tell ya!
spoilermakers by 2020wasbadbad November 7, 2021

market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler
Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?
market spoiler by harriette potter December 16, 2008