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jimmy two shakes 

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
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jimmy bond style 

1. the highest level of swagg you can achieve
"Ooh look at you all dressed up n lookin fly, you got that jimmy bond style!"
jimmy bond style by ms.JimmyBond December 11, 2011

jimmy fallon stan 

a fan of jimmy fallon, host of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. see falpal
i saw a jimmy fallon stan on twitter today. their fandom so pure.

Jimmy De Santa 

He is a character in a very popular video game that came out in 2013 (GTA 5) - He is voiced by Danny Tamberelli which fun fact he was on of the Petes in an old nickelodeon show called "The Adventures Of Pete And Pete" - Jimmy De Santa lives with his Dad (Michael De Santa), Mom (Amanda De Santa), and Sister (Tracey De Santa) He is known for being a lazy, video game addict, and selfish person. He always likes to play videogames and do nothing but sometimes he actually gets some fresh air in the outdoors as you can see him ride his bike or do some exercises in his room. Overall tbh, he is a mean lazy little peice of crap.
My least favorite character in the GTA 5 is Jimmy De Santa because I don't like his actions
Jimmy De Santa by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

jimmy johns shitdick 

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.
My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.
Jimmy The Scooch by mmunch May 4, 2023

jimmy butlers son 

me
random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿