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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega 

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

Elin acted courageously 

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.
Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

Couragejd 

The man of many names, Tfood, Fat Ninja, The taco tackler, the girth himself. On the verge of becoming a pro fortnite, apex, sea of thieves player. He is also taller than timthefatman and nickmercs.
Wow Tim and Nick are so short compared to Couragejd.
Couragejd by DonnieDuck22 February 17, 2019

courgeting 

The art of Growing large vegetables for their own pleasure.
Once grown to the size required the courgete is inserted into the gardeners anus.....,...
Courgeting is the art of pleasured oneself in the potting using large vegtables....
courgeting by Gadget50 February 4, 2013

courageous 

brave or, not deterred by danger or pain, not being a coward
Brian was courageous while protecting his sister from bullies
courageous by Alquiasha November 27, 2015

CourageJD 

The best fortnite player in the world who Weighs over a whopping 2 tonnes.
This man is known as many things including, Tfood, Fat cloaksy and this kids literal father.

His wife ( Ariana Grande Dunlop) and him have been together for 9 months around about the time the drum gun was vaulted from fortnite ( coincidence I think not).

Jack otherwise known as fat fuck may be going to the fortnite World Cup as they promised free food at the canteen.
There’s CourageJD with food, what a shocker ya yeet!
CourageJD by Sam Penrice April 16, 2019