beezer

Canadian word for penis.

Keep your beezer on, eh!

beezer by Exquebecker October 10, 2011

Beezness 

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.

Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"

Beezness by swissdumbass May 5, 2008

beefiest tuna

Beefiest tuna means that a girl has a fat pussy. Meaning she is a notorious slut, and her pussy is big. The pussy is extremly fat. If a girl has a beefy tuna, the pussy is fistable

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 did you know that the girl has beefy tuna!
Guy 2: Yea dude i heard she had the beefiest tuna you could get.

beefiest tuna by The real Lone Wolf May 2, 2010

Beezer

someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance

Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.

Beezer by Mothermavro February 9, 2019

beeze 

A word that can replace any other word ever invented. Beeze is commonly substiuted for words you would not want others to hear.

Want to smoke some beeze? or What the beeze?!

beeze by Ryan Brothers July 30, 2003

tu es mon bezzie? 

Are you my bezzie? in french.
literal translation: you are my bezzie.
oftenly used when you go up to a random person, say it really strangely and leave them bemused and somewhat scared.

guy: TU ES MON BEZZIE??????
random: stay away from me, freak.

tu es mon bezzie? by stallwood123 March 14, 2008

Knocked the Beenie Off 

A term used to describe a state of being fucked up

"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."

"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."

Knocked the Beenie Off by Big Dub May 9, 2006