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cigarette smoking man 

A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.
Cigarette Smoking Man is the badass of the X-Files.

Smoking the beef 

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.
That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!
Smoking the beef by sukitanc January 7, 2008

Smoking Poon 

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).
"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"
Smoking Poon by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

stoning out 

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
stoning out by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

smoking lollipop 

(n) A detail left behind in the editing process when an anime is liscensed by a company that removes all the adult themes, often times causing great confusion to the audience.
"Why does Sanji have a smoking lollipop?"

"Why are those cousins making out?"
smoking lollipop by MetaKool October 23, 2005

storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."